February 22, 2014 at 11:43AM

Today, I've been reading the Facebook pages of Ukrainians who aren't hard supporters of any party, yet who comment on today's apparent ouster of president Yanukovich. One thing that shocks me is that some Ukrainian trade union and Jewish FB pages have recently said, in effect, our people have been beaten up by rightwing anti-government militants, so we condemn the violence of -- the government. Guys, if you think you can use neo-Nazis as your pet shock troops to overturn a government administration you dislike, you're making a big mistake!

Need a late snack? How about pureed mayo and shrimp entombed in lemon Jello, with boiled shrimp glued onto the sides and blackberries perched on the top like divers wearing mayonnaise tutus while preparing to do triple somersaults into the sea of canned asparagus that fills the center!

Point-counterpoint.

I haven't thought of this sitcom episode since it aired back during the Kennedy presidency. If you're an old fogie like me, you'll remember every line when I ask: Did Danny Thomas really have eyes in the back of his head?

It can be scary to be a parent these days!

We three Kings.